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Valentines Day Story

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Once upon a time there was a girl named Fingerknitter, she was walking down the street when she noticed a real hottie Heart. She was not a hottie though, she looked like my back end. Not a pretty sight.

Confidently, she walked up to the hottie and asked for his name. His name turned out to be ✭Mori Me✭; together they walked and talked. She told him he was a real hottie and you wouldn't believe what happened next. He said "thank you, but you look like my booty hole if I don't shave it for 48 years"

They fell in love, and made horrendous babies. They looked like desk-chairs.


The End.
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#2
>wants unban 
>calls finger ugly
>never gets unbanned
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#3
Amazing story, we should nominate it for an award of the highest honor.
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#5
Ender gman shitposter conformed
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